Spartan Speech
Give the shortest clue you can and hope it’s enough. Spartan Speech is a fast, funny party game about describing famous names with as few words as possible.
Say less. Somehow say enough.
In Spartan Speech, players write short clues for well-known people, places, movies, shows, brands, books, and other famous names. The shortest clues are revealed first. If your clue gets someone to guess the answer, you win the card.
Fast
Games take about 15 minutes, so it’s easy to play again immediately.
Funny
The best clues are often strange, desperate, and barely functional.
Simple
Write a clue. Reveal the shortest clues first. Guess the answer. Score cards.
The game started with forgotten names.
Spartan Speech was inspired by a coworker who could describe TV shows, movies, and celebrities perfectly, except he could never remember their actual names.
One day, he described Stranger Things as “that show where kids run around in the dark.” Understandable? Kind of. A fun challenge? Absolutely.
That tiny, awkward description became the heart of the game: can you make people guess a famous name using the shortest clue possible?
Example inspiration
“That show where kids run around in the dark.”
Answer: Stranger Things
Example round
Everyone (except the guesser) sees the same hidden proper noun and writes a clue. The clue with the fewest words is revealed first. If someone guesses correctly from your clue, you score.
human rag
celebrity periodical
most beautiful monthly tabloid
How to play
The goal is to write the shortest clue that still gets someone to guess the answer.
Reveal a secret answer
Players see a card with a famous person, place, title, brand, character, or other well-known answer.
Write your clue
Each player writes a clue using ordinary dictionary words (no proper nouns, numerals, punctuation). The clue should point people toward the answer without simply naming it.
Reveal the fewest words first
The clue with the fewest words is revealed first. This rewards risky, efficient, weirdly compact clues.
Break ties with the first word
If two clues have the same number of words, the clue with the shortest first word is revealed first. If still tied, the player who finished writing their clue first reveals first.
Guess and score
If someone guesses the answer from your clue, you win the card. At the end of the game, the player with the most cards wins.
Ancient pottery. Modern nonsense.
The art for Spartan Speech is inspired by ancient Greek pottery, with Spartan hoplites gathered around a table using tablets and styluses and drinking coffee.
The theme fits the game’s central joke: players are forced to speak plainly, briefly, and sometimes hilariously badly.
Tested with real players
Spartan Speech has been playtested with real players, including at Protospiel Indy. We’ll also be bringing it to Gen Con’s First Exposure Playtest Hall to keep refining the experience.
Protospiel Indy
We brought Spartan Speech to Protospiel Indy for player feedback, testing, and iteration.
Gen Con First Exposure Playtest Hall
We’ll be at Gen Con’s First Exposure Playtest Hall showing the game to more players.
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